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thornprince: slaveoftheflesh: vinerva: Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT. MOZART YOU LIL SHIT SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE
amadaun23:You think “I’m brave and I’m crazy and I can drink”. But it’s really like “I can’t socially talk to people without having a stupid fake confidence that’s obnoxious”. You think it’s like truth serum, but it’s more like
yogalizard:labias: Me This is amazing
Why am I suddenly getting so many fishy messages trying to get my email or click on some shit, fuckin leave me alone
This is like the notebook from Death Note, except the person whose name is penned on one of the pages, will be punched in the face 6 minutes and 40 seconds later. And like Death Note, it never runs out of paper, which is good because there are a lot
turtletotem: kageillusionz: ASFH:LAKSJDA Translation:“Why did you leave me?”“Why did you LET ME LEAVE?”
this-is-porn-story: Why I liked this: her pointed feetWhy I didn’t share it: he looks nothing like my lover, and at the time I liked this, I was irritated that all men were not as beautiful as my Daddy.
rexpinn: My commissions are live again!email me if you’re interested!If you like and enjoy my work and want to support me, here’s my Kofi page X)https://ko-fi.com/rexpinn
svveden: dirrtyvenom: svveden: brunettexolove: svveden: look at all the water in the ocean i bet there’s like 13 water at least Someone explain this to me??! Seriously.. there’s a lot of water in the ocean probably like 13 What the fuck
officialumineko: unregistered-hypercam2: doggirlsondrugs: genustoys: an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000 When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell this is the music that plays during sleep paralysis
Just looking at this image cost me several hundred bucks
pearlmarley: a-calmer-vibe: why is this happening to me? what is this teaching me? Perfect As long as op doesn’t mean this for like… Actual terrible stuff then it’s a good mindset, otherwise it’s just telling people to not
altonym: Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
evolutional: why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
socialistexan:waywardtravelerfart:prettykikimora:Uhhh excuse me? Does this apply to Texas too?No! You actually can’t pick more than one candidate in Texas. Nevada is a caucus, like Iowa, so any unviable candidate has their votes redistributed to
raiikyuu: me: *is replaced*me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)
I seriously forget that a lot of my followers on here are younger than I am and I’m just oh boy oh gee yes this is what happens when you grow up a little you get hopelessly stuck in the gutter and start recording your own moaning voice for your
ankleghost:*heavy sigh for the girl trying to convince me feminism is evil and that I’m a bad person for thinking it’s a good thing* I’m going to unfriend her tomorrow this is like the eighth time she’s come on my posts and tried to fight
this dude traded me an event pokemon for a ditto with a destiny knot, what the fuck man? you can catch a ditto pretty easily, and destiny knots are in-game items. like am I just out of touch with pokemon cause i really havent been into it?
sn0wbro: chucklestheboywonder: WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT this is like, the opposite of loss gain.jpg
anartisticanomaly: phantomcat94: meefling: You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t
boringthrill: aguasdelchavo: trying to sound like a normal interested person in public This is me
nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”
real footage of me watching tonight's This Is Us episode
dryadalis: deathratttle: me in the middle of the forest at 4 am: i want to see my little boy bigfoot, carrying mothman in his arms: here he comes @cuteskitty
witchlatte: dragontatoes: this radiates such chill chaos If you’ve never met me irl this is how I talk
love-takes-work: Best frame. Behold Garnet with her spork That is all
thatsthat24: jeweledroses: gentle-twig: eat-me-out-oppa: This got rid of my anxiety temporarily?? i love whatever accent this is I like to imagine that this is what all news is like in Great Britain. I just learned Benji has turned one year old.
unstable-wonderland: s3asick-s0uls: This is the best one I’ve seen I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart
frostycaptor: coast-robbo: everydaycomics: Sorry this isn’t much of a Tutorial but yeah this is how i draw cats now. This is very important They look like dicks
someone talk to me about clearjaku this is an emergency.
thehighpriestofreverseracism: jaeswavy: rebellife910: chrissongzzz: This is how you treat a black woman. Uplift, protect and love our women Tears every single time this came for my entire feelings He ain’t have to make me (and her) ugly
unfuckyourhabitat: fernbabie: I turned my frustration with myself into art. I feel like this is really important for people to see. I’ve been saying depression and mess go hand-in-hand for years, but so many people feel like they’re alone in it.
smoochdude: u know when u see someone and you’re like “oh no they’re hot” and then you see them in plaid and you’re like “oh christ they’re really hot”
onlinedork: itsstupidsimple: Thank you @onlinedork for letting me draw you! Please check out her amazing blog and leave the caption if you reblog so she can get credit! Like//follow//reblog//submit 👾 IG: itsstupidsimple this is so freakin amazing!!!
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
velvetcyborg: thescienceofjohnlock: connyhascontrol: so this guy followed me yesterday after I posted some selfies and then this happened. At first I just wanted to say ‘anyway men are awful’ but I figured I might help especially younger female
barnabi-art: THIS IS MY FIRST COMISSION SO FAR: Ryuji Sakamoto from Persona 5THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! TO: @hindadia who comission me and let me post it I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT. AND AGAIN THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
So like the frame of my laptop is broken so the only way to charge it is to like shove the connecting part down at an angle. This is all fine and dandy but you need something to weigh it down unless you wanna sit there and hold it forever. So, I put my
waitingtoseethelight: this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews.
this is like ๅ bucks in tips, y'all. (plus the บ i already had) which ain’t horrible for my job. we had a shitty tip week. anyway, i’m just really into having a job with good hours, okay?
neptunain: [bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]
the-pietriarchy: I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
thenorthside: thenorthside: Year in Review 2013: the year i saw Drake and he actually acknowledged me nothing really crazy happened this year, aside from me buying my own place… so this is still the most important moment of the last two years
this is like all I know lmao. slowly practicing whenever I can though (:
holla at me
This is like 3 weeks old but oh well yay for procrastinatingAlso yes I know the rest of my hair’s not on point it was my weekend
I remember once my friends threw this party for me and got me like 20 smirnoff ice cause that’s all I drink so I drank like 5 and had jello shots and vodka gummy bears but I dropped my phone in the bowl of vodka soaked gummy bears and almost cried then
cummbunny: You don’t know me but you’re a blog I really love and admire ♡ too shy to say so lol this is so sweet and omg you shouldnt be shy, look how cute!!!
sans-papiers: itsazombiething: little-marci: lotsalipstick: this is literally what its like being a cam girl I’M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER OMG THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER
I like to only pose in ways where it snaps my leg bone
delvg:You know how there’s those memes that are like “describe our relationship in a gif” ??I found me and jen-iii’s This is exactly our relationship
shittywitticisms:I really think Jasper is like a werewolf version of Yang or something like that…I probably watch too much of both RWBY and Steven Universe to have come up with something like this.
sushinfood: roses-fountain: I found this on YouTube and it’s so amazing! You guys should check out! THIS IS BRILLIANT!! No, really, this is phenomenal. I cried. This is—just—if you’re caught up on Steven Universe, watch this.
Steven Universe descriptions are so deceiving like...
fousheezy: shenko: garbage-senpai: conallcd117: moredepth: Coexist this what i picture world peace looks like This is where I want to be Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years this is such a pure video I want to watch it every time
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
This is what my fiance surprised me with when I got home from work last night. a candlelight dinner out on my front porch, with Christmas lights surrounding us. She made me Steak, green beans, biscuits, and mash potatoes. This is like a dream come true.
This is like my favorite thing you’ve ever drawn- so I redrew it uwu(quichekolgate)oh my god give me your drawing style PLEASE this is. this is completely aces i wish that were me
Honestly idk what’s wrong with me but I think I’m getting ill again. This is so ridiculous, I’m just constantly ill
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